Still not as painful as “The decision.”

Hey look on the bright side. D’Angelo’s penis was playing some really outstanding defense there.....

How is this an American issue? Is greed somehow uniquely American?

Fuck this guy. Preying on people who are just desperate to feed their kids, to make yourself rich is amongst the lowest forms of scum.

Certain Fallon d’Floor finalist.

What I don’t understand is...he’s a defender. Just turn and clear the ball. Fucking weirdo.

I believe that flop has been dubbed, “The Paella”, because it is universally panned.

“Most dives are fine.”

Yeah. That was some sweet payback for what Cooke did to Savard.

Cooke can only hit people when they're not looking.

Evander Kane will always have a special place in my heart for this:

Punches thrown: A lot

“This French Sumo is a bunch of shit.”

They’re giving out points in the FA Cup now?

While I agree with much of this post, and hate the idea of the Leafs doing smart things, I’d like to discuss the assertion that Dion Phaneuf is ‘very good’.

“Wait....you can leave Toronto and be a Senator!?”

Could you imagine Phaneuf and Karlsson? Anderson would face 60 shots a night.

+1 for the Plumlee broodqueen

I mean. They know right? Like, they know that when they hop on the recruiting trail to convince some kid named GRAYSON to come to Duke they are throwing gasoline on the fire right?

Personal fouls committed with team within 15 yards should be automatic touchdown. Problem solved.