When asked about a bigger prostitute of the game, Franck Ribery responded, “I don’t know about big, but she did look 18.”

Although seated across the ocean as a spectator at the game, former Estudiantes standout Marcos Rojo still received multiple back passes from United midfielders in hopes of avoiding any future movement toward goal.

With everyone having the last name Directv, I’m going to blame the inbreeding.

They’ll never get through his jacket.

He’d never go to Arsenal.

Very much looking forward to him bitching about poor reffing after Stoke away when Silva gets his leg snapped in two.

Little David Silva giggled excitedly, running up the stairs while clutching a white paper bearing the club’s letterhead. He hopped in his race car bed, pulled the sheets over his head, and read the words over and over again while holding a pen light in his mouth. He hadn’t been this happy since his buddy Juan moved to…

You can glean this from the TV advertising, but it really stood out to me when the NFL draft was held last year not far from where I live in Chicago: the NFL has this thing where they can’t just smile and acknowledge that they’re the most popular sport in America; they have to have MORE. It’s like they want to bully…

So the Decision didnt make Lebron a dick?

The guy next to him? THE GUY NEXT TO HIM?!? How dare you insult the great John Scott!

John Terry announces his move to Shakhtar, fulfilling his need to make fun of people experiencing tragedy.

Reminder that John Terry is a known racist, which, aside from being deplorable in its own right, culminated in him having one of the funnier exchanges in British court: http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/joh…

I, for one, welcome Real Salt Lake’s John Terry.