Fuck off

Here’s some logo ideas for the new G/O news platform.

Splinter was good. Gawker was good. Deadspin was good, when it wasn’t sticking to sports.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Splinter was a damn good website.

As long as Boomers act exaggeratedly offended when they hear it, OK Boomer will live on.

“that Diablo III was too cartoony”

“The mechanics in this case DID attach all the wheels to the car with the lug nuts and tighten them.”

No they didn’t. Allow the Ph.D in Mechanical Engineering to step into what is very clearly NOT your expertise. You cannot tighten lugnuts on a wheel and have said wheel come off in two fucking blocks. They were not…

First of all, I don’t have a law degree, but the lawyer I spoke to for the article does, and he disputes your characterization of what the law is “supposed”to do (I read the law as well and think he’s got a point).

You’re seriously arguing there’s nothing unfair about not re-attaching the tires to a car before giving it back to the customer? That is really your position here?

Oh shit, you’re telling me a video game website doesn’t report random murders, deaths, and accidents, and only mentions them when they’re notably tied to video games?

This has blown my mind.

Can you direct me to where the line forms to punch this walking penis in the face.

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

C’mon, he wasn’t THAT much of an Akira rip-off...

on the one hand: awful, late-capitalist hellscape.

Got lore questions? This guy has you covered: