downstairsbrian
DownstairsBrian
downstairsbrian

Can you direct me to where the line forms to punch this walking penis in the face.

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

C’mon, he wasn’t THAT much of an Akira rip-off...

on the one hand: awful, late-capitalist hellscape.

Got lore questions? This guy has you covered:

I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

Good job preemptively naming Bo Jackson, and can we also stipulate Barry Sanders?

This seems like a factual article without any judgement in it.  

The amount of harassment the Vic fans gave the victims, their supporters, and Funimation makes this dismissal even better.

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.

This story is bigger in Central Iowa today than the impeachment story. I’m not even fucking kidding.

Try scrolling down a funbag on mobile sometime! It’s like the same ad between every paragraph, 20 times in a row!

Not related to this specific post, but . . .

One of the Tulsa kids ran forward but turned his back to save his face. Had he gone forward, he would have blocked it.

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So

Oh fuck off. I’ve never watched GOT but I’ve seen him in plenty of other roles and he’s a phenomenal actor. I do know that like it or not that show wouldn’t have been NEARLY the success it was during its run without his charming ass in it. So that’s literally the only GOT Emmy I’m OK with.

Look, we get it, he doesn’t

DEADWOOD fucked by The Emmys again!