For such an anti-Left stooge, he sure took a lot in government handouts. Must be a Republican.

Presidential hopeful Lincoln Chafee

I will stand for a lot, but I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. A “g.” OBVIOUSLY.

He probably pronounces gif with a j.

Let’s stop claiming that “making up the rules as they go along” is such a terrible thing. This has become such a trite criticism of anything that the person saying it doesn’t even need to elaborate further.

I think that the plastic that you see is the holder where the rounds were in, not the actual bullet itself.

Pictured: Big Tweet

oh man oh man

The NFL: so shitty that the KGB is only the second worst organization to use a Shield

*sigh* Goddamit...

I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.

Goodell: Two games!

couldn’t you just say that one thing is moving really fast in one direction, and we’re moving really fast in a mostly opposite direction. neither is moving faster than light but the difference in velocity is more than the speed of light?

After watching that Screen Rant video, to my ears it sounded more like “YEEEAAHH!” or “HHEEEYYY!” but if Mark Hamill says it was “there she is!” I’ll buy it.

Fixed.

I’m not a Gamecocks fan by any means, but the fact that we won’t get HBC sound clips at SEC Media Days anymore is the most depressing part of this news.

As payback, I think you should take a page out of the Daulerio playbook and publish every single tip/rumor you’ve ever received about an NFL exec.

Our Facebook is bae, or something

Facebook? Might as well send us to your xanga, Grandpa.

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.