For such an anti-Left stooge, he sure took a lot in government handouts. Must be a Republican.

Presidential hopeful Lincoln Chafee

I will stand for a lot, but I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. A “g.” OBVIOUSLY.

He probably pronounces gif with a j.

Let’s stop claiming that “making up the rules as they go along” is such a terrible thing. This has become such a trite criticism of anything that the person saying it doesn’t even need to elaborate further.

Pictured: Big Tweet

oh man oh man

The NFL: so shitty that the KGB is only the second worst organization to use a Shield

I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.

Goodell: Two games!

Fixed.

I’m not a Gamecocks fan by any means, but the fact that we won’t get HBC sound clips at SEC Media Days anymore is the most depressing part of this news.

As payback, I think you should take a page out of the Daulerio playbook and publish every single tip/rumor you’ve ever received about an NFL exec.

Our Facebook is bae, or something

Facebook? Might as well send us to your xanga, Grandpa.

That’s actually clever & very entertaining!

As a Detroit Lions fan, every single day I have to look at myself in the mirror.

I’m a Lions fan, so yesterday probably.

Helmet catch. I actually cry once per day thinking about that. Mainly because I think of Mercury Morris smiling smugly watching it.

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.