I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again; if you are receiving emails from someone who still has not removed the “sent from ________ device” auto signature, bail.

What the fuck, man. At least that explains all my friends texting me asking if I needed bail money.

Mikhail Prokhorov is feverishly trying to trade for this man/god.

That one white guy had no idea who he was. Fucking A-Aron

On the one hand, Bishop and goalies have a fair point: OT is probably going to slightly and arbitrarily harm their stats (especially for good goalies on mediocre or bad teams).

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.

*Reads article*

Given his proclivities, I would have expected more than one beater.

If you drew a venn diagram of Americans who support Trump and Americans who like soccer, it’d pretty much be two separate circles.

It’s the equivalent of: “Oh yeah??? I bet you can’t AFFORD Zubaz pants and Limp Bizkit albums! AW SNAP.”

I’ll never forget that one Jezebel post about eating too many pumpkin seeds... shudder.

ADAGIO IN D MINOR, SON!

Except the second half has the ending to the film, which is flippin’ fantastic. I mean, fuck, the sequence to the song from the score, Surface of the Sun, is just amazing. There’s a good goddamn reason that song gets used all the time now.

While I don’t disagree that 28 Days Later is his best film, I have to say that Sunshine is my favorite of his. It’s probably my favorite sci-fi movie ever, almost purely based on how fantastically beautiful it looks, even compared to the hyper-produced films that you mentioned before.

This was the most disgusting thing to come out of a Hasselbeck’s mouth since the last airing of Fox & Friends.

And they still get listed after craft services in the credits.

Yes.

The government already successfully regulates legal gambling. Why can’t they regulate this too?

I kind of wanted this quest to be over, you know? Because, after yesterday, i was so excited about what would be next. But now i’m kind of disappointed. Kind of, because it was such a cool hunt and experience. Destiny is so hot right now (even more than Hansel). And thank you, Jason, for all of the coverage. It is…

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