You can’t spell “Cubs’ third basemen of the future” without ‘semen’

“This is getting posted somewhere, and you’re gonna look like a fuckin’ tool”

I just found out about you people calling each other “12’s”.

You’re so right the people that are paid to know the rulebook should get a pass imo

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

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When Walford was asked what he would have done differently in the match, he said “Depends...”

Scat On The Mat

Thanks for the link back.

Did he get a big hit in a game, or did he separate his shoulders swatting away the villagers’ torches and pitchforks?

They nailed this suspension. Not sure what goes through the head of everyone involved (if it’s just Torres or if he’s under vague instruction to do something like this) but that hit could almost kill somebody. Definitely change their lives.

That’s San Jose Sharks alternate captain Raffi Torres.

Shocking to find out this man has poor judgement.

Travel

My god, he’s so slow.

Weird. Back-to-back stories about farting hot dogs.

Enjoy your practice squad cars and your practice squad beds and your practice squad apartments. After I’m done doing throws here I’m going to step inside the mouth of a whale and the whale will take me to my luxury condo out near the edge of the continental shelf where mermaids will be my bed. Do you get it? I am…

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

It actually allows you to play Crucible for five minutes without your whole team quitting.

“Inside this secret room is an exotic chest containing the Sleeper Simulant. “