It’s like he walked off an episode of Mr. Robot. He’s a perfect corporate villain. Too bad fsociety is not real.

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

I never thought I would say this tbh, but that is a major disservice to Justin Bieber. I mean, I am as grossed out by Justin Bieber’s existence as the next person, but at least he isn’t, you know, fucking evil.

Just remember who is fighting for univeral healthcare come 2016 #feelthebern

Why not just buy out all of the pharmaceutical companies and raise the prices 5000%? It’s a free market! Btw, some of the worst ideas we’ve had as a country:

Is this guy wearing sunglasses indoors standing in front of a flat screen TV playing an actual Flo-Rida music video? So much douche bag going on in this article I can’t take it.

This guy is a poster child of what is wrong with capitalism. Rooting against his team from now on. /blogpost

This man is IRREPLACEABLE! How would the Vikings ever find an overweight, heavily-bearded, Norse-looking man who can ride a motorcycle in Minnesota?!!?

sorry if your slammed 98 civic was above my crappy Jetta.

unpimp ze diesel?

Someone who VW has moved to Bermuda with a nice fat paycheck to shut the hell up.

Public sector Wisconsin worker here. You’re not allowed to hate him more than I am.

Officer Stone: “It looks like you’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a SMOOTH criminal.”

Favre doesn’t know anything about being hung.

If Brees is out for an extended period of time, I know one QB on the free agent market who many already believe to be a Saint.

I was hoping I’d see a really amazing play. Instead I saw a guy blind fire around a corner through a smoke screen where he and his opponents couldn’t see their enemy. He gets multiple kills through dumb luck.

How about some executive jail time?

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

I say mandatory buy back at original sticker price for every vw tdi, the max fine and all the cars crushed.