I was at the grocery store the other day and I saw packet of Sea Salt with a giant red GLUTEN FREE! sticker on it.

Bungie and Activision Publishing, Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of Activision Blizzard, Inc. (NASDAQ: ATVI), announced today that Destiny: The Taken King broke the record for the most downloaded day-one game in PlayStation history and set a new day-one franchise benchmark for both total players and peak online…

TLDR: Lots of people are playing Destiny you should spend money and come back too cause it’s good now!!!

Was just about to post that!

Drew Magary, Twitter Truther:

Oh well, probably everyone here is a bunch of fucking Cubs and Cardinals fans

Reading this is exactly what I needed this morning. Mark, I’m so happy for the two of you - the love you have for each other is so apparent, even to people who have never met either of you. And those pictures make my heart explode. Congratulations and I hope you have a wonderful life together.

He then proceeded to give them all unreasonably detailed directions to this week’s game, encouraging them to “leave enough time to get there,” because “there’s a lot of assholes on the road these days.”

“The League” Season 2 Ep: 4

This comment gets a resounding Wahoo.

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

Boy, is he red-faced.

Absolutely. I also personally believe that if a religious-based hospital is the only shop in town, they ought to be required by law to practice fully. That or risk being taken over by the government.

This is why it is so dangerous to have so many Catholic hospitals. In some areas, all of the hospitals are Catholic. I don’t want this kind of faux pro-life fuckery in my medical care, either around birth or end-of-life issues.

All those Republicans losing their minds about the threat of Sharia Law are the very same ones implementing it here.

Something tells me most of the people in Beverly Hills don’t have “hillbilly buddies”

If enough of us like this comment, it comes true. It comes true, people.

Dapper? His cuffs arent even the right length? Who was his tailor? He should have fired him.