This is a simple case of he said, she said, he grabbed, she kneed, he pulled back, she punched, he punched, she pressed charges, he got cut from the team not because it’s the right thing to do or anything like that but because he’s likely 5th on the depth chart and will go play one year of 1-AA then transfer back to…

When all you have is a gun, everything looks like a target. When all you care about is the Second Amendment, everything looks unimportant.

The 26-year-old didn’t lose her cool, but when the man refused to leave after she politely told him she didn’t have anything to give, Haggard sensed the situation was escalating.

DAMN YOU SEPP BLATTER

That damn AE35 unit!

Was Star Trek: First Contact really the best Star Trek movie?

Honestly it’s probably my favorite Star Trek film, but I think Wrath of Khan is the better film. But it’s a hard decision.

Your comment:

Mad Max is one of the best films of the year, and it’s expertly shot/directed. Don’t like it, fine, it’s not “shitty” by any stretch of the imagination.

All shiny and chrome!

Dwyane Wade: (Signs contract)

Sorry, but its not a good excuse for stealing. Dont buy it if you think its bad. Assholes and immature people steal.

Yeah, that totally justifies fucking other people over. Very mature of you.

“Vaccination campaigns that began in the sixties led to the elimination of measles from the U.S. in 2000—but vaccine refusal, spurred in large part by a small but vocal contingent of anti-vaccination advocates, has, in recent years, driven measles infections in the United States to record levels.”

hey that’s one more title than Carmello...

Carmelo: This dumb bitch! Who does she think she is?

These are complete, coherent thoughts that serve as an effective counterpoint to the analysis presented above.

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