I would rather watch Chopped reruns every week than Jaguars Hard Knocks.

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

The offending play (presumably)

How the fuck did this kid do all this terrible stuff without a face? Seems like it would make the phone calls difficult.

“I know how I’ll get this girl to like me I’ll ruin her and her family’s life!”

A lot of criminals enjoy the attention from the courtroom proceedings. He’ll begin to think differently when the party is over and he is in a jail cell every day.

THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE: How to respond when reading about a total shitbag on the internet.

The evil, reptilian part of my brain goes, “Kill him! Tear him apart! Rip out his ribs one by one while he screaaaaaams!”

The good, human part of my brain that my parents raised to be a decent fellow instead says, “This is horrible.…

Peyton was sandwiched between Tina and JLD. That lucky fuck.

Our long national nightmare is over? The last I saw, Skip Bayless is still employed.

+0.08 FINE work

“You’re not following Cardinal Way.”

Lord knows, he can’t change.

St. Louis Cardinals Baseball: Institutionalized Racism the Right Way

Honestly, before I scrolled down, I thought it was because the bird is in blackface.

Climate change isn’t an opinion, man.

Twice?

The team is conducting an internal investigation, and the NFL plans to review its findings.

Putting us on notice that another moron will be talking about sports.