I’m a Lions fan too, and picking just one is not fucking easy...

I'm a Lions fan, so can I get one redo per year?

It was a good performance by the Wings for the most part, but the shots were generally of the one-and-done variety because Tampa did incredible work clogging the middle of the ice defensively. It seemed like they always had four sticks and eight legs taking away lanes between the faceoff dots in their D zone.

i’m just looking for the pain to go away

GO LIONS!

“You’re not that fucking good, Alex.”

As someone who didn’t know what “suck it” meant until my early 20s, I can’t clown him. No wonder I got grounded every time I imitated a New Age Outlaws promo

“Michelle is the only waifu for me.”-said Obama to the 2D girls

Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that it’s fine if women want to focus on this aspect of La’el Collins’ life. I GET THAT. AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. But at the end of the day, I’m a football fan, and we want to see great players be great and that’s what I’m concerned with.

“Violence is not the answer! Violence has never been the answer! The answer is, ‘I don’t know, I was at home that night,’ or maybe, just maybe, ‘I plead the Fifth, Your Honor.’”

What suit?

This would be like Tiger Woods urging you not to cheat on your wife.

His suit, however....

Ray Lewis would never stand for such atrocities. There will never be blood on his hands.

Weird. I mean it’s not like the NFL is a massive international organization that took in $15 billion in 2014 and routinely dupes local city governments into using public funds to build stadiums or something.

Graduating high school is the most nothing accomplishment for a rich white kid that I can think of, but good for you for using this as an opportunity to talk about that. Clearly you were hurt by the snub.

Its pretty dark below the deck, this window is only offering a little light....

Is this guy wearing an ascot? Your city burning is not ascot attire.

This is my reaction, more or less.