Peter Thiel is a Westworld host built out of failed soy products and self-hate. His arms are noodles and his head is a melon

When do we get to go back to the real timeline we somehow got diverted from

BREAKING: Art Briles added to Trump Transition team.

Help. Can anybody help? I need help. I need something. I need anything, to escape this.

“Nativist ham ogre”

My whole life I’ve been unable to shake the feeling that Alex Trebek is a shitty, self-important douche. This seems to fit.

This is going to be amaaaaaazzzzing

Face looks less full now, but looks like a happy kitty to me

I’m at work, but thankfully I bid houses by myself. It’s a good thing because my face appears to be leaking.

I will be rooting for the Marlins for the rest of the season. It’s the only thing a person should do.

As a person that used to hate cats, and now loves them ( thanks brain parasites! ) I can only say KITTIES!

Of a large chunk of the album it is on and the album immediately following, yes. They are very prog rock, most of their albums follow a gigantic, dense space opera that the lead singer came up with.

Julian Edelman was born in 1986.

I can’t stand the thought of the Ryan brothers not winning JUST ENOUGH to stay in Buffalo forever. They are perfect there.

Wow. If you’d told me that was a promo pic from next season I would have believed you.

Same. Takes forever to get back to sleep after one.

MI resident. Seconded. I’ll be voting in every election I can to reverse this insanity. Our state is too beautiful and too hard working to be chasing good, smart people away.

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I do what I can 👍

Motherfucker got white shoes on after labor day and trying to act like he’s the fucking arbiter of anything