You are me, but substitute Two Hearted instead.

Damn it. I actually said “Ugh” to myself out loud after reading that.

Started because I got to watch the highlight again

Yes yes yes. Always loved them.

Sometimes the only way I get through the day is remembering the fact that Darren Rovell is just a bit over 4 years older than me, and - statistically - I will be alive to drink a beer on the day his stupid fucking corpse gets covered in dirt forever.

I love the visual of Madona living in a sweet orange van and forcing people to watch home made music videos while sitting on an awkwardly small couch.

This would be something I would pay for happily. I could see myself dropping $200-300 for a PS4 version with an updated engine and remastered music without hesitation.

Starred for Omar

Just wanted to let you know that your username is tremendous.

It was one of the greatest hockey games I've ever seen, but it will hurt forever because it was Sidney Crosby that scored the goal. My hatred for him and his terrible mustache burns with the intensity of a thousand suns. Anybody but him.

I was not aware you grew up rooting for the Vikings, Mr. Carroll.

Against my better judgement, I read every one. All it did was dredge up every awkward teenage interaction I ever had with girls I liked, and now I have a desire to get overwhelmingly drunk.

I had no idea that this existed, and now I do. I'm going to hold it against you for some time.

I was actually on the edge of my seat for a Pistons game. The Detroit Pistons. Gas is cheap as hell and the Pistons have won 6 straight with a thriller versus the Spurs. What year is this again?

Always was a huge fan of this song. My friends and I used to play it in any bars that had it on the electronic jukebox.

I also thought that was an instant penalty, but maybe they thought he was trying to secure it?

I...I..think I just grew back my sidespike watching that.

Hmmmmmm.

Picked up flag on clear DPI. No unsportsmanlike on Dez Bryant for arguing (successfully!?) call on field with no helmet. No call against any of the obvious and consistent O-line holding on Cowboy's final drive. Cowboys player stomps Lion and no call.

In my family we have always called in Pretzel Jello, but I completely agree.