eh. i wish someone would cut new york off from the rest of the country. we’re an independent landmass already....

can we just build trump’s wall around texas instead?

i have my problems with hillary, but “has a list of “accidental deaths” following her that grows yearly”.... Question, did the transistors in your teeth vibrate extra hard when you typed that?

it is a big, big mystery to them.

you know you don’t have to be an asshole on the internet, right? ‘cause i think you think you do have to be one.

aah, was mommy drunk and give you a spanking when all you needed was love as a child? do you need attention this badly? troll harder.

says the anonymous internet commenter. so how have you benefitted society recently, jerkhole? or are snide comments like this your “contribution,” cause that’s all i see....

YOU FORGOT THE WAR OF 1812!!!!

“This particular cucumber is fucking rotten and has weird shit growing on it.”

get a room, you two. jesus.

yea, i read dylann roof shot up that church ‘cause he just couldn’t abide by those freaking executive orders. fuck those executive orders, man....

i keep firing my cat. who keep ignoring me, and demanding noms. BASTARD!!!

i’m sorry! good luck to you!

i’m sorry, what were you saying about the most pathetic moment in american politics, again?

what is this “photograph” thing you speak of, mr. internet genius? us rubes need an edumacation, so that one day we’ll be as observant and clever as you are!

take that smirk off your face, you horrible person. how can you stay married to this fucker? jesus.

this post is useless without pics. DETAILED PICS.