YOU FORGOT THE WAR OF 1812!!!!

i’m white, you moron.

and again with the excellent ending.

excellent ending. but i actually do think he was trolling, not actually believing that garbage. this was the tell: “This is simple logic people!”

as we so, so richly deserve. i just feel bad for my kid.

troll harder, whitey. that there is some weak fucking sauce. sheesh.

“This particular cucumber is fucking rotten and has weird shit growing on it.”

get a room, you two. jesus.

yea, i read dylann roof shot up that church ‘cause he just couldn’t abide by those freaking executive orders. fuck those executive orders, man....

i keep firing my cat. who keep ignoring me, and demanding noms. BASTARD!!!

i’m sorry! good luck to you!

i’m sorry, what were you saying about the most pathetic moment in american politics, again?

what is this “photograph” thing you speak of, mr. internet genius? us rubes need an edumacation, so that one day we’ll be as observant and clever as you are!

take that smirk off your face, you horrible person. how can you stay married to this fucker? jesus.

this post is useless without pics. DETAILED PICS.

because next week, in another really important case, the feds will just come knocking again.

well, thinking along these lines, the argument can also be made that it would be terribly meaningful to have a jew in the white house. or a socialist, for that matter.

lamp? more like, couch.