Now we’re talking business!

A lot of people are missing the point here. I know lots of people that I never shared a movie scene with, and I still don’t have to introduce myself three times before they remember me.

A lot of people are missing the point here. I know lots of people that I never shared a movie scene with, and I still don’t have to introduce myself three times before they remember me. Worse, she had previously asked specifically who he was.

Not PR exactly, just her personal self image that she’s better than that.

Only if they come with the robotic arm to insert them...

Precisely. Queen Goop doesn’t give a poop about anyone but Queen Goop. And grifting yoga moms at conferences. She cares about that a lot.

There’s an infinity stone joke in there somewhere.

I do not for one minute believe that Gwyneth doesn’t know exactly what movies she’s in, and who the other stars of those movies are. I do believe, however, that she’d like everyone to think she’s so above all this silly little Hollywood stuff that it just slips her mind. She’s so busy with goop wellness psuedoscience,…

If somebody came out with a line of Winter Soldier vag eggs, I might take better notice.

Does she have an Instagram? That could be why. 

If you watch the episode of The Chef Show where she first “learns” that she was in “Spider-Man: Homecoming,” it’s hard to tell if she’s a little high/drunk, dumb as a rock, so removed from “normal” life, or some combination of the aforementioned.

To be fair to poor Gwyneth, it’s not as if they shared any scenes together. Perhaps if he came out with a line of Winter Soldier vag eggs, she might take better notice.

I’m a liberal half-Mexican, raised by two ordained Zen Buddhist priests, with a Black mostly lesbian partner, and even I think you’re trying way too fucking hard.

You’re trying way too hard.

I’m Muslim. I’ve been to Mecca twice, both times in the winter. Your joke is funny, accurate, and not even slightly Islamophobic

Cool.  But how is this joke Islamophobic?

They worked on Magnificent 7 together. And Pratt is one of those aw-shucks dude types. Easy to make friends. It’s just that he’s also a closet fundamentalist and he probably hides the worst of it from his co-workers and non-fundie friends. Heck, maybe he is progressive about his political views, but we’ve all known…

It wasn’t the difference in ideology that was tripping me, but of interests and temperament.  Plus, it not like all WASPy dudes like one another.  There wouldn’t be so many silly bro feuds if they did.  

is Ethan Hawks religious or something? Because it seems so odd for these two be friends otherwise.  They’re such different kinds of insufferable.

I think the first sign for me was when he posted that shirtless gym selfie five years ago and claimed his brother made him do it. lol, no he didn’t.