I read it in an accent. It checks out.

This was good, but the downside is that I’m going to spend the next eight hours power-ranking the Gasol brothers.

Tim’s absence from this discussion is unsettling.

In the lower levels of English soccer, fans often are nasty, brutish, and short-tempered.

Exactly. It’s not someone tripping and falling. It’s a professional second-baseman having no actual idea what to do with a tailor-made double-play chopper with the goddamn bases loaded, in the 7th inning of a two-run game. The Orioles managed to turn that situation into a two-run infield hit, without so much as an…

True. It’s a fuckup in a season that’s essentially already over for the Orioles (in May). The fact that it was so botched and yet there wasn’t a recorded error makes it inexplicably stupid. It’s terrible but with only brain fuckery and no physical mistakes. Both those facts compound the badness up the play and…

I sincerely believe this is one of the very worst plays in baseball history.

Ive driven a Lamborghini with paddles...and I’d rather drive a manual with half the power. 

Theres some things that should have gears. Tractors, ATVs, things where you want control. Sports cars are one of these things.

In the voice of the NBC Execs from Seinfeld’s Pilot episode:

It’s been rumored/lightly reported that Stevens’ insistence on incorporating Hayward back into the rotation helped to fracture the locker room. It sounds like a nice cocktail of forces combined to fuck up Boston’s season, which I definitely endorse

According to People, NBC is replacing Harvey on Big Shots with comedian Melissa McCarthy.

A good friend of mine who works in PR had the misfortune to work on a project in the 90's where Scooby Steve was a client. She had the further misfortune of having to communicate with him on occassion. He refused to look at her or talk to her. She had to tell his agent, WHO WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE, what she needed to…

I cannot help but feel his recently viral video telling people are lazy for sleeping 8 hours.

Why bless your heart, you little dumb-dumb.

oh... I meant never forget Steve Harvey buys his clothes from the discount joke shop.

His little pissy fued with Kelly Clarkson because she’d taking over his time slot for his old talk show sparks joy.  You really see who a person is when they face a challenge, and boy has he been showing his ass.

It’s not a Wild Pitch, but it’s definitely a wild pitch. I should’ve been more clear.

A noble sport. 

Crimea river, losers!