She will never be old enough.

“Sad, not-hot women.” Bwah ha ha. Count me among them.

What the hell does it mean?

Age 50.

A wattle. Where your neck used to be.

Amen. As a late-middle-aged women, mother of 2, I can also attest that aging will reveal great benefits to being very flat-chested.

Aaah! This gave me the heebie-jeebies. I can’t stop rubbing my forehead to make sure it still moves. It sounds like having a foot that’s gone to sleep, but for three to six months. I am 50+ and have never been tempted. But I think the whole aging thing is easier if you’ve never been “pretty” and so don’t find that the…

I’m a preschool teacher, and believe me the price tag is not because we’re paid well. In NYC (Brooklyn, in this case), everything’s expensive, especially rent. The place where I work looked into going after NYC’s new $ for Universal pre-k funding (which wouldn’t in any case benefit families with 2-year-olds or…

Because, to reply to myself, that would mean buying in to the idea that cis-gender female children are “girly,” cis-gender male children are, well, “manly.”

Some people are saying that they remember, as a child, wanting to be a boy because they wanted to do “boy” things like climb trees & play-fight & get their clothes dirty. I’d hate to think an adult would assume a child was trans simply because she or he wanted to escape the stereotypical confines of being a girl or…

I think that many of the replies are missing or misconstruing the point. Maybe this is my experience, as a woman of 50+, who found her life-long love pre-internet. In my 20s I had an idea of what my “type” was, and then fell in love with somebody who met none of that type’s criteria, including being tall. Had I been…

Just an update: I’m a preschool teacher & sharing your groovy new underpants continues to be a happy part of the day. No counselors are called. They are just recently potty-trained, after all, and are proud.