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Stadium is not a problem. The owner Andrew Hauptman had every right to fix the field under the lease agreement but refused to. They chose not to in order to try and break the lease. He could have fixed the field and then deducted the cost from the rent they pay.

Don’t worry, since this is Atlanta the stands will be empty in no time.

Some people have no choice what name they were given.

That’s all folks, shut it down. Nothing is going to top this today.

“These people have awful names.”

Just to recap Billy’s contributions so far this week: Ronaldo “freaked out” by kicking a ball far during training, and Arsenal are pummelling the champions of mighty Bulgaria.

Why doesn’t Adam come to my desk and cheer me on? I’m a winner too.

Terrible Writer Continues Writing Terribly

Yeah, I can’t imagine that countries with mediocre domestic leagues (i.e. about half of the countries on earth) have sports coverage that is this hostile to their own domestic leagues. I guess those other countries didn’t bother to invent 5 sports that they could be unquestionably the best at so that they could crap

Time to beat off in the ol’ Man U or Arsenal scarf

I just puked up my Beggar’s Pizza.

Sorry, but Garfield Street is 20 blocks south.

I feel you, brother. We have the sleepiest major league franchise in a major city in the nation. It’s pretty embarrassing. The day Reinsdorf stops feeling like he owes every player who’s ever played for him a job is the day both the White Sox AND the Bulls finally shake off this wheel-spinning bullshit and join the

Season ticket holder here. I am dead inside. This team has spent the better part of 2016 spitting in the faces of fans. The new stadium name doesn’t even faze me. At least this company actually has a fucking office in Chicago, unlike US Cellular. The downward red arrow is just the cherry on the shit sunday.

What they’ll do is sell, get 5 or 6 top 100 prospects and then trade 3 of them for 38 year old Clayton Kershaw.

If you were a White Sox fan, and there aren’t many of us left, you’d completely side with Sale. The front office is a fucking nightmare and Robin Ventura is about as gutless of a manager as it gets. Sale is constantly thinking about the fact that he’s being shopped around to other teams and that his organization has

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”

Even if Family Guy and South Park are truly satire and mean no ill-will towards groups that they mock, their fans are boys and man-children and “they know not what it means”. But they aren’t. Parker and Stone and MacFarlane (not the only ones) are puerile cultural shitstains making a buck off their emotionally

“American soccer owes Messi a debt of gratitude.”

For soccer to be great in the USA people need to stop calling it American soccer. It’s just soccer.