To be fair.

6/10. I appreciate the joke, but you need an “I’m just asking questions” in there to really sell it.

[Sung by the Vision]

Hopefully Foreigner can do the opening theme:

Help! My Husband Has No Penis!

How can there be a sequel when Black Panther died at the end of Infi-

Fffffffuuuuuuccckkkk this storyline.

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I think it’s a parody.  Republicans tend to talk about “mom and pop” stores when deregulating stuff that...doesn’t really affect mom and pop stores and just puts big corporations into a better situation to make more money.

Sharing gifs while I can still afford to do so.

Well, the Internet had a good run. Last one out hit the lights, please.

Boy, won’t Donald Trump be steamed when his Twitter connection slows to a crawl.

Ajit Pai is a fuckboy.

I remember when Al Franken joked on his radio program that he wanted to do a show with Ben Stein, and they would name it the Stein-Franken Show.

I swear I think I’ve actually seen a promo for this one on ABC. It is a Once Upon a Time Spin Off, right?

Okay, I hear what you’re saying, but I still think you’re going to love my Winnie-the-Pooh adaptation, ‘Hundred Acre PD’. Watch as brilliant-but-offbeat detective Winslow D. Pugh and his skittish junior partner, Piclet, investigate a brutal series of murders committed by a killer known only as The Heffalump. Is Pugh…