good now he can concentrate on his music.

The same demographic that buys Jeeps?

A wild guess: Jeremy Renner. 

Thank you so much for this piece. I finally understand why I was always on Rhoda’s “side” when I was a kid, loudmouthed and opinionated but always frustrated and disappointed with myself because of all the perfect successful role models around me that I was supposed to follow, but I somehow couldn’t manage it.  That…

If he’s always worn that lil ass earring, I gotta say we all should have been able to call this out years ago

It’s not pumpkin flavored. It’s the flavor of the spice mix typically added to pumpkin pie. Varies but nutmeg, cloves, cinnamon, and some other stuff.

And of course, ‘tis the season for pumpkin spice IPAs (aka, PSLs for white dudes).

Look, I bought them. My wife saw the e-mail and sent me to get them post-haste.

I feel like judging people for enjoying pumpkin spice was amusing in 2013, and got kinda tired by 2015. I personally have embraced my basic fall being. Pumpkin spice reminds me of the fancy Barnes & Noble in the town I grew up in and browsing the music and movies section, and all the promise and possibilities I…

How was Marla not “100% clear eyed”? Are you saying she married for love and not just money? Sure, and I’ve a great deal on a gently used bridge in Brooklyn.

Oh, Manti Te’o! Not again!

Makes sense. If i were an Ari Gold type person, and my priorities were getting that sweet sweet percentage, personally i wouldn’t give a fuck if youre gay, straight, bisexual, asexual, whatever. What i WOULD care about, and what i would only care about, is your bankability and getting you those top roles/making sure…

What a coincidence! I have a Nigerian girlfriend! Of course, I’ve never met her and her village doesn’t have Skype so I’ve never seen her or heard her voice, but she’s a lovely person, especially now that I have sent her $12k for her orthodontic work.

In the good old days we’d just force kids to eat shit they didn’t like. Not woke, but keeps them alive and healthy.

“avoidant-restrictive food intake disorder,” in which sufferers only tolerate certain foods

But they never once considered putting him on multivitamins until the damage was irreversible? Like, if the guy was eating one type of meat and one vegetable, they maybe should’ve considered that nutrition MIGHT be an issue.

I had never seen this before, and it is now my favorite clip of the moment. Thank you!

Do we really believe Trump, or his lackey, used the word “overweight”?

Hawai’i didn’t create Hawai’ian pizza. A Greek-Canadian did

I wonder if her being an attractive young woman had anything to do with Trump hiring her. Isn’t it about time he started shopping for wife #4?