Thank you for introducing me to the word bunglecunt.
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In his recent “Fresh Air” interview Franken described Cruz as “the Dwight Schrute of the Senate”.
I bet Lindsey came up with it himself. He’s a smart and clever man. He’s got a flare for the dramatic that can make him insufferable when you’re trying to have a serious conversation about, say, national security. But it gives him a great heart for comedy.
I too laughed out loud as “the guy who microwaves fish.” I mean seriously, fuck that guy, and Ted Cruz is without a doubt that guy. Can we please have Al Franken in the next cabinet?
How can anyone respect that bunglecunt Cruz when he rolled over and showed his soft, white belly to trump after trump insulted his wife and father and Cruz then took his fucking wife and daughter to have dinner with trump? Fuck that weasely shit stain.
OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THEY PRANK CALL HIM ON THIS LINE.
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Yeah, it does go to his parenting ability. Photographing yourself with an erection is not something that should be done in front of your children.
Huma. Honey. He’s not good for you. He’s not good for your son. You haven’t failed, I promise. You are doing what is best for your family. Don’t let him back in.
Can she go on tour and get left places? Each time to awake to a news crew and holding a Bud Lighr.
Ditto and as a southerner,I think an argument could be mad that “bless your heart” and its equivalents aren’t really shady as everyone knows what they mean.
I’m so sorry. I’m not from Michigan, and I am still extremely worried about the water crisis in Flint, despite it not being in the headlines as much as it was before. We all need to worry about what’s happening in all states, not just our own, because what can happen in one place can happen in another.
The beach is mosty terrible. I’m pale and I burn no matter what SPF I use. If it’s hot I get sick from sun poisoning and if it’s not hot I’ll get a terrible sunburn because I stay out too long. Sand gets everywhere and if it’s a public beach it’s usually gross and there are sticky children running around EVERYWHERE.
So I might steal your diamonds,