Sweet Lord, please tell me their is video of him yelling at teenagers. Gold.

Wow. She is really a piece of work, isn’t she?

I could it happening back then, but never today. Things were so different then.

YAASSS. This is the food of my semi-white trash childhood. My Dad would use deviled ham to make sandwiches. Spread on white bread with sweet pickles. It wasn’t terrible.

You are living right.

I would bet good money it was actually more than that! That shit is expensive.

Sigh. I understand. Have some wine.

The biggest reason we have ‘assigned’ seats is that I really like place cards and my daughter likes to help make them, I don’t really have master seating plan or anything.

Oh Lord. Will she accept a gift of a meat thermometer?

I was going to say. An entire meal of mashed potatoes could be a good thing.

I can’t stress enough the importance of a timeline, especially if you are new. Time the turkey prep to include cook time, resting and carving time and work from there. It is a lifesaver.

I have hosted about 5 or 6 times, max of 14 people. This year, it seems it will be 5 of us. Because my sister in law is a pain in the ass, but that isn’t the point. Anyway, I am a traditionalist when it comes to Thanksgiving so I tend to Martha Stewart the hell out of it.

Waffle House is always a god choice.

Roy Moore as Wooderson is life giving.

True fact.

This. Pretty harmless stuff. Who could hate the UMC?

Right? That is literally like no Methodist Church I have ever been to. Trust me, I won’t tolerate any fundie type business. I’m basically there for the casseroles.

They will both be fun to watch.

I can confirm this is still the case in my house. If some teenage boy thinks he can just pull in my driveway and not come to the door, he is seriously mistaken.