doveandpigeons
MountainFlower
doveandpigeons

cutting up cloves of garlic is actually one of the small pleasures on my life, but I’m a little sick like that.

I feel like it came out in one of the all-star episodes or something like that...either way, I love her. And I love how in the 1st All-Star season she & Mike discovered they were distant cousins.

We just sent friends there during a quick layover in LA and they LOVED it. I’ll be in LA next year, so I’ll definitely try Antonia’s place. Sidebar - did you know her daughter’s father is Heavy D?!?! I always liked her, but that kinda made her just a bit more cool in my book.

Ok so the food looked good and all, and I know this is a really sycophant thing to say, but OMG KARA YOU’RE SO PRETTY.

So many random thoughts! Apologies. 1. Did Lisa really block you on twitter? That makes me like her a little less, which seems to be a Vanderpump trend since last night’s episode made me lose a lot of respect for Ken when he made those comments about Yolanda needing to hear from a man that she looked good. Blegh. 2.

Um, why are you discounting Netflix like that? Do you think Idris Elba is the worst actor in the world because he is also starring in a Netflix movie? Of course not. Like it or not this might be the way of the future. Plus it beats going to the theater

Wh-...where is this?!?

I see Allen Jones.

Oof. That is a deeply unsexy expression on James Deen’s face.

It’s better than, “You’re Welcome”? Maybe?

Isn’t that why you get someone to watch your kid? It's irresponsible to leave your kid home alone so you can go party, if a functional adult is there...what's the problem???

Starred for Misfits (although the later seasons were kind of a let-down).

The card the guy was referencing?

We are all mourning the loss of millihelen. This is just one manifestation of your side effects.

Ok, this may be hokey, but looking at Amy Schumer’s photo really did make me feel empowered and beautiful. My body doesn’t look so different from her body there, but when I’ve seen her in clothes she’s always seemed really beautiful, which makes me feel like all those mornings I’ve spent staring at myself thinking I

I had no idea either and it’s like...

wait wait wait.

that’s not her natural eye colour?!

I’m going to have to argue that Carl’s hat is doing the Lord’s work in trying to cover Carl’s fucking awful haircut.