Heh. It was bait. I was trying to get her to call me on it and then I’d call her stodgy and hidebound and point out that idioms don’t care about rules (see also: “plural’s and possessive’s”). She’s too clever, though, didn’t nibble at either one.

That’s so mean! Some of us walk around “ridiculous” because we are short on spatial awareness, and our brains rush a little too fast for necessary forethought. From what I’ve seen in interviews, clips, and her writing, I think, process, and engage a lot like J Law. We don’t *like* to be goofballs ffs, hence the…

I have a running list of people I want to get high and color with and she's near the top.

Irregardless.....

I know this is political. But can we PLEASE keep kitchenette and just dump Pinkham? Pretty please?

Holy cow what is this monsterous spaghetti bread concoction? I am going to make it and eat it in my closet in secret.

I read that as “Goddess whore” and I was all, yes, bless her sacred sexuality.

I’ve stayed out of this until you wrote, “people don’t express feelings in the negative in English,” which is patently absurd.

“I couldn’t care less” is a pretty clear and straightforward statement.

“People don’t express feelings in the negative in English.”

No. You are wrong. I could care less means I care, but there is less caring I could do. I couldn’t care less means it’s not physically possible for me to care less than I do because I do not care at all.

No it doesn't and no it isn't.

It really doesn’t, though. It really doesn’t.

I haven’t watched it yet, but it’s on The list.

Oops. The name is like “knee” and the song is like “nay”?

This is my first time posting on here, and my only hope is that I don’t get lost in the greys!!

That Cat Stevens line was a joke, right? Because there are endless tales of his unholy douchiness.

She has the worst taste in men. She was married, and is now divorced, from both Deryck Whibley & Chad Kroeger,

This is what I thought. I’m a little embarrassed that I was like “No, he wasn’t in Blink 182! He was the guy who sang “On the Way Down” and “True” with the hair like the guy in O-Town before the guy in O-Town had it!”

Ryan Cabrera was not in Blink 182.