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Someone posted it in the comments on a Jez article earlier — it’s over at The Awl. Strange and kinda shitty that we haven’t seen any actual announcement HERE. :(

Jane Marie, you are a BOSS. I loved this site and I loved your writing. I hope to find you at your next gig.

I can’t believe millihelen is over and Jane Marie is leaving (or worse, being pushed out). This is by far one of the best Jezebel’s sub-blog, I love, love Deep Cuts, the 24 hours Beauty Diaries, the mall makeovers stories, the talk about make-up and beauty routines, the tips and tricks...and of course the best part is

Gawker Media HQ are dumbasses. These idiots have to realize that being a sassy gossip blog is their bread and butter. They’re not going to be invited to the adults’ table by trying to look more grown-up when they’ve made their bones snarking on coked-out mayors, imaginary girlfriends, and washed up wreslers’ sex

I watched some of the premiere live feed on Facebook last night. It was mad windy. Wind machine on max and out of control windy. I'm actually pretty impressed that the stills look as good as they do.

So, having children should only be a luxury afforded to the affluent?

I'm probably gonna die out here in the greys, but her name is Amandla Stenberg. Not Amanda.

I don’t think I would call whatever is happening here “streamlined.”

Weird-I didn't think she looked like a newborn baby.

Straw lady, because not providing a straw is ridiculous. Not as ridiculous as straw lady, but she’ll get some sympathy.

I seriously only watched this because I thought it would be terrible. But it had me by “West Covina.” (“Only two hours from the beach!”)

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

IIRC, her whole “I was diagnosed with cancer” thing had more to do with coming up for an explanation as to why she wears wigs 24x7 even though she has a full head of hair underneath. So she dropped some bullshit line about having been sick and experiencing hair loss years prior at which point people promptly said,

You seem like you need a hug.

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Speaking of tv shows, can everyone go watch Crazy Ex Girlfriend? because a) it’s so much more clever than its name, b) Rachel Bloom is freaking amazing, and c) it allows me to indulge my Santino Fontana obsession on a weekly basis. I’m afraid it will get cancelled because I swear every show I love dies.

Damn. I totally was in to this show. Traditional tv needs to fucking revamp their whole situation. I don’t pay for cable tv, so if it’s not on Netflix, I have to pirate.

Right?? I have TRIED going multiple days between shampoos, many times. Dry shampoo DOES NOT WORK if you have ultrafine hair, it kind of just makes your shit look greasy AND sad. If I shower at night, I don’t get sweaty for any reason, there’s no humidity, and I’m very absorbed with whatever I’m working on so I don’t

I am apparently an oil refinery, because I can get by with skipping ONE day of hair washing if I dust myself with an inch-thick coating of dry shampoo and resign myself to resembling a homeless tornado victim. You crazy 4- and 5-day shampoo skippers have magical glands.

Critique: Master of None is smart and funny, with a very distinct sense of voice. Personally, I find it a bit too meandering to be out-and-out funny the way I do most things, but I appreciate the skill and artistry that Ansari and Yan bring to the show. The first episode is good, but the second one (which is all about