You can see my bewbies anytime

This is how I Instagram. No food or sunsets. Just sarcasm.

I didn’t even see boobs, I just saw the most incredible bathroom counter that I fucking covet. It’s like crystal and glows from within? It looks like it’s from the Stevie Nicks White Witch collection for Kohler.

I also think this is an appropriate avenue to shamelessly flaunt my Indian Fusion Wedding Dress I designed for my wedding a few years ago

remember when they dated IRL and the world was right

DAMN I used to live in LA! I was mostly just offered coke and whiskey backstage at punk shows.

I said it upthread but I like her and she’s cute but jesus she reminds me of Polly Pocket... and for the life of me I can’t figure out the obsession with her. Its like Heath Ledger’s character says in 10 things “What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples?”

My favorite part of last season of Bachelor in Paradise was when Clare left and started crying and said, “I just wanted to be on Dancing with the Stars!” So I find it extra funny that she’s super ridiculous about TWUE LOVE on these shows.

She’s definitely got a girl-next-door attractiveness, and the Playboy thing makes her extra sexy, I guess?

How does that happen?! Somewhere between Kaitlyn’s season and BiP, I’ve come to find Jared attractive. I think Josh is just a total dork and was trying to fit in when he was mentioning his ~~epic~~ night in Vegas. It came off as being way too thirsty, but the rest of the cast was far more obnoxious in pretending…

I completely blame Jez for getting me addicted to this show. I read last week’s “Everyone Who Cried”, laughed my ass off and decided to watch a bit of it out of boredom/curiosity. 3 hours later I was jonesing for more and wound up watching the whole first season of Paradise in the span of 3 days because i couldn’t…

Was anyone else supremely uncomfortable/disgusted with the Joe and Jonathon scene in the bathroom? Maybe it was exacerbated by Joe’s southern accent, but comparing their situation to one between Jonathon and his son was so demeaning and infantilizing, I felt like I was watching nearly everything that's wrong with…

Better rapper than Iggy

It’s so funny that you hated this dress, because when I scrolled down and saw that pic, I was like WERK!!! It looks amazing from the front, you can have them alter the back. So, the takeway from this comment is, it doesn’t matter what I think of your dress, but remember that if you like most everything about a dress,…

My kids were in the room (6, 3) for the Canadian debate and the American debate (reading Ramona, playing My Little Pony). I’m not sure why that’s a problem. For them they mostly saw “blah, blah, blah”. My older daughter had a couple questions about why they were “fighting”. I explained the different political systems.…

Even though they have never met.

Miles Teller is on the cover of this month’s Esquire, but he’s not happy about the magazine calling him “dickish.”

I love The Good Wife but whenever I mention it I feel like someone is always like “my mom loves that show!” Can’t we all just love it?!