Lenny’s not a regular dad. He’s a cool dad.

114 unread text messages?! Good god the bubble would drive me INSANE.

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAM MOUTH FINGERS WITH THE TYPING.

Right? I don’t feel like I have to do any of this stuff. And in the mornings? When I value sleep more than anything because I’m a terrible night owl? I use one brightening face wash in the shower, an eye cream because allergies and owlness make me puffy, and an SPF moisturizer because I live in the land of the sun.…

Why should anything that someone chooses to do, and enjoys doing to the point of writing about it, make you sad? Why so patronizing?

‘and sharp cheekbones that protrude like tiny cherries, even when she’s not smiling,’

It’s ok to kill a character when he’s replace by an equally sexy man. The Good Wife did not fail us. ETA OMG this pic is huge, but I refuse to apologize.

Maybe if Chris Nolan had a cousin that was a US Senator, especially one who’s pro gun control, he would have had a similar press conference. And if Amy had no family connections I bet she’s not there behind a podium right now.

I work with a good friend of the Buzzfeed editor who tweeted “don’t pray. Push for gun reform.”

i mean, it is refreshing to hear a politician be explicitly racist instead of quietly racist.

Really? Out of all the terrible Kim K fashion choices (that recent Kanye directed desert shoot comes to mind) this outfit doesn’t bother me that much. In fact, dare I say it, I kind of love it? I... kind of think I might recreate this look tonight in my bedroom, alone, with a bottle of wine and a selfie stick

Also this-

You’d vote for Trump over Clinton even?

Or not vote at all, because that’s the same thing...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You think they went to college? I am going to guess they maybe finished high school.

Yes...yes...please continue supporting this dipwad so he gets the nomination...

I have the boob cookie jar!

i want that boob lamp

Ya’ll really should have included these pictures from the WSJ and Advocate links:

I need like 10 stories like this a day until I can even come close to dealing with the shit of the world, from Sam DuBose-killing cops to lion killing dentists to PP-defunding Republicans.

Eagerly awaiting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to show up and comment on this one.