Right, because we’re fucking and reproducing all on our own out here. Parthenogenesis, here I come!

I mean. You can either pay to prevent the babies or you can pay for the actual babies.

Dan Savage did a fantastic piece on this, pointing out that it’s either outrageously hypocritical, or it exposes the fact that conservatives don’t really care about unborn babies—what they really care about is policing people’s sex lives (and women’s bodies):

Hmmm, I just googled this after reading a couple times that she had said this. Maybe I’m missing something but the quote I found: I do not consider myself a black woman. Absolutely not….Bi-racial. I embrace everything that I am, I don’t feel like I’m more one thing, than the other.” I don’t know. As a white person,…

I totally agree that she doesn’t seem like a typical Toddlers & Tiaras mom. Although this gave me pause:

Someone please “curate a line” that is inspired by my daughter’s insane pattern mixing.

Actually, they can walk. You can’t force people to keep working for you. What the contract will do is bar you from working for another agency or whatever, or might require repaying advance payments, if any. But trust me, no agency wants to deal with a kid who doesn’t want to work anymore. Everyone knows you get…

That’s just the wrongest thing anyone has ever written on the internet, ever.

I find Liam SO much more attractive. I don’t get the Chris obsession at all.

If she stripped down to sexy lingerie I’d be with you, but I appreciate her showing how the sausage gets made. Even the slimmest celebs are spanxed to the gills under their beautiful outfits and nude spandex is not flattering!

I mean I GET the Chris love, but I kind of just find him boring :/

I personally think Liam is more appealing in the face department. Chris has the superhero bod.

I’m vegan and if there’s one thing I know it’s that I DON’T belong to any secret club, unless that club is called: People Whose Protein Consumption is Regularly Called Into Question by Strangers.

“You are the ugliest Mark yet.”

This is a silly over reaction. There is danger everywhere. We should manage risks appropriately. By your measure their is no reason to own a kitchen knife right? We can all just order McDonalds.

I’m that trans poster Notorious mentioned! :)

I thought it was actually respectful of the waiter to ask. He didnt make assumptions based on appearance or his own opinion...he simply asked the person their preference. What is wrong with that?

Someone asked last week why the Mall Makeover series even exists, suggesting that these are inherently uninteresting. THIS right here is more than enough justification for this to exist (just to be clear, I love this series and enjoy every single article).

This. Is. Awesome.