I am quite upset that she is the star of that new Age of Adaline movie, because my boyfriend Michiel Huisman is in it too. So lets be serious. obv im gonna see it anyways.

For the sake of the Ya Ya sisterhood girl in me I tried to like Blake. I just can’t ya’ll. It’s like every cell in my body is like, “Ya boo, um we’re all set over here…ah no thanks.” Purely in a superficial stupid way tho she does this mouth curl that I won’t. I’m like genetically predisposed to not like her or…

Obviously:

Of course!

this is literally exactly what i was thinking. I could not think of a worse thing to do on your carpet.

These are good and cool bears.

Doh, of course, BEARS!:

9. Small Cats.

Should we talk about that pig eating his watermelon on wall-to-wall carpeting in somebody’s home? Also, I hate the hippos’ handler.

We need 4 hippos and about 60 watermelons. Now

I am 35. The Murdercorn is ageless. This program is an idiot.

I’m almost 30. I accept this.

Why, yes. Yes it is. My friend is awesome. She did this one of Jeff Goldblum too!

You can create a pattern for free with any picture at this site.

Like come on. I don’t even have wrinkles.

Looks like most of the comments other than yours thus far are anti Wiig. Like you I am proudly pro-Wiig.

Never!

AH ITS LITTLE HUMAN HANDS

this made my heart sing. i have never had strong opinions on monkeys either way but christ, there is so much humanity in this, i cannot.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING. GET OUT. I DON’T HAVE TIME WATCH THIS ELEVENTY HUNDRED TIMES.