Attendance only down 4.2%? What the fuck is wrong with people? I feel terrible that I went to Seaworld as a kid in the 90s when we didn’t know any better. I can’t believe that people still pay money to go. “ hey, kids, let’s go watch some highly intelligent creatures being traumatized by solitary confinement in a…

That “Sea World - We’re Not Mean To Whales” commercial comes off as desperate and delusional. It’s right up there with the Monsanto commercial that shows families eating at picnic tables while a gentle female voiceover tells us that Monsanto wants us to be healthy and the “It’s a joy to work for Koch” ads. And also…

Yay, one of my favorite regular posts!

Not to promote cocaine use, but there are people who can use cocaine recreationally. That might be the case for her but then again I don’t know her life like that. I hope she doesn’t become an addict either.

OMG, her shirt. I wants.

Is she allergic to weed? Because that’s an awful lot of nose-rubbing for “rolling a joint.”

I tell him: bro, I got one.

LOL, I know. I was like, “So... Taylor’s propensity for writing songs about her exes is like that weird tchotchke your aunt has on her mantlepiece?”

She’s been playing teenagers for the past twenty years.

Holy cats, can we please discuss the fact that Maya from PLL is THIRTY FUCKING SIX, and has been playing a teenager since Sister Sister? Is she a vampire? I’m her age and I occasionally get carded when I’m wearing full makeup, but GOD DAMN nobody thinks I’m 16.

I don’t think it was her real body the first time either.

No it’s her eyes. They look like monster eyes from Buffy and Supernatural.

SAY YES TO DRUGS AND PIZZA

A friend in HS allegedly slept with Jakob Dylan when the Wallflowers came through in jesus, like ‘97? She still mentions it whenever I’m back home and get drinks with old friends. It’s like Pierce Hawthorn and Eartha Kitt only way, way sadder. Also... she was maybe not so legal.

If they’re gonna get Eddie Izzard, why not just do Tim Curry? For serious.

“I didn’t make it for YOU!”

I think it’s one of those things you need to see at a particular time in your life. It’s definitely a cult/camp classic, so it’s worth seeing in that regard, but seeing it at 35 will definitely not be the same experience as it would’ve been at 18.

Honestly the cult following behind it can be the make or break factor. If one day on a lazy Saturday you decide to have this crazy, funky experience, you might love it.

But if you watch it with your friends who keep staring at you at every classic scene, waiting for that omg-this-just-blew-my-mind look, you might feel…

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Oh man, the audience participation is the worst. I love RHPS, but I have to watch it on my own or with just a few friends. The yelling-back shit just kills it.