"The darkness has arrived, so light the flare with a match".

So is a woman?

The part about him being small was a joke. Not every tantrum throwing little boy is going to shoot people. If you believe that, then judging from how common tantrum throwing little boys are, you must be living your life in daily fear of a random shooting.

Isn't this the way fashion works? For men and women? Whoever is hot right now gets the gold, whoever's not right now is out with the old.

That's quite a leap. How do you know he's violent because he posted some ignorant shit. Why do you think he's gonna kill somebody. He could be like 5'2", 105lbs or something.

23k since June. That's a lot of money. Get some fleshlights, man.

Emilia Clarke is patently untalented though...

I don't understand. Who would confuse War Machine the toolbox with War Machine the character? Only one of them is a handsome black guy in a suit of armour.

Jesus Christ.

Stop hatin'.

#notalljezzies

The Fappening is a disturbing invasion of privacy, but man it's high drama. The lonely manboys wanking to pics of celebrities, the shadowy cabal of hackers spending late nights trying to guess Jennifer Lawrence's password, the celebration when they do. The subsequent joyride afterwords, as they are lauded as Messiashs…

Jesus Christ.

Really, these guys are the scum of the earth. The Fappening was such a major event to them because they have nothing going on in their lives. Of course they're going to be childish and stupid. This doesn't represent some overarching theme of some concerted, high brow tech attack aimed at debasing female celebrities.…

Stop hatin'.

Jesus Christ.

To be fair, I don't think dudes want to live in the world 40 years ago either. No Internet, yo.

Seems legit. They want the freedom to do what they want to do, like all the other women. Except that what they want to do (have babies, wear makeup, marry guys with beards) is different from many other women. I'm all for diversity, yo.

You know it was a Lifetime Movie, right?

That clip is freakin' hilarious.