See this is the problem right here. I was being literal and specific. Football is boring and played by monsters. Video games are exciting, interesting and fun. Video games are fast paced. Football drags on and on and on. Video games have entertaining jokes, slang, and history. Football has tits and shitty beer. People…

Whorehouse on a hill. One guy going up the hill, one guy going down the hill, one guy inside.

I am all about Marcurio. I always marry him.. He is the only companion I have never killed accidentally. Plus, when he says “Hello my love” it makes me smile. He never does stupid stuff, he equips good armor, and no matter how he bitches about not being a pack mule, I still enjoy his company.

I’ll explain that if you explain the obsession people have with (American) football. At least video games keep going, instead of stopping for two minutes every thirty seconds. And the droning, minutiae filled commentary that has a tendency to ramble off topic. The endless commercials for beer. The knowledge that at…

Immediately start the Dark Brotherhood and you’ll have Shadowmere and his aggressive unkillable self before level 20.

Most of us don’t live in the TV so (closed) curtains are quite common. Also blinds and shutters.

Unless you have a burning need to make the dragons start spawning immediately, just don’t go there. You can walk to Falkreath or Windhelm with a minimum of fuss and start there. I have played the full game (as full as possible) and all the dlcs many, many times. I have “started” at every city. Once, I just…