ewww gross... Content quality? You want site traffic that finds this mental health /sick wacko crap entertaining to read about? Spin this somehow as being in the interest of developing the Jalopnik brand image? What is the purchasing power of someone that considers this entertaining?

This. Its time you do something *more* interesting. Its time to risk failure. It’s time to engage the community by begging for their help when you fail. You can have an entire series: people ride, drive, or fly in, to visit and help you, Doug D. Help you to wallow in the mire, suck the marrow, and nurse a dream from a…