At first Tesla’s conservative styling bugged me, I felt like they should have gone for a daring, you’ve-never-seen-anything-like-this-before look but when I see videos like this I kinda see the boring styling as a trick in itself. It’s not a bad looking car, I’d even go as far as to call it handsome, but it certainly…

To be fair, during Round 4 the shouting performed an important function in getting them all in time as they were rocking the car.

Kaliningrad borders Lithuania and Poland, no border with Latvia.

Impossible. He already said that Suzuki don’t sell cars in the US anymore.

Things that exist outside of the US still exist.

Those tyres look pretty knobbly. Why do low profile knobbly tyres even exist?

As a European that hasn’t spent much time in N. America a lot of common American cars are unfamiliar to me. That is, unless they’ve had a memorable movie role.

If it was a Syncro then NP, but it is not so CP.

This is the best What Should I Buy ever, he’s looking for real Jalop inspiration not some boring old consumer advice, this is art not science. I’m not really that familiar with what’s available and at what price in the US but my gut feeling is that he wants either a Ronin era Audi S8

So much this. Heads not hearts, people!

Weird, there’s a racist guy in boating group I’m in on Facebook. He runs a VW parts business. Coincidence???

What made you choose it over a Legacy?

False pipes.

The Tatra is an absolute must for me, the perfect combination of beautiful and weird. I did consider swapping the Skoda for something brash and Australian with a V8.

I just meant “UN spec white” exterior, as in white paint and no body colour plastics or chrome trim, not an actual UN spec truck.

1. Tatra 603 (original Cyclops model, black)

He would’ve got up that slope a lot quicker and easier if they’d just stopped at the bottom and done a little rudimentary road building. It wouldn’t have taken much, a few rocks in the ditches here and the tops smashed off a hump there and he’d have driven up no problem.