As he's a right wing asshole I'd say something like this. . . . . . . Too political?

Does anybody else read Vomits when they scan the words Volt, omits?

In the UK now Bentley Turbo R's start at around £6K. As long as you can afford to fuel it I'd call that some bang for your buck.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the Atlantic . . . .

Hold up, how much? If that is anywhere near what people will pay for a Defender in the US I need to start shipping them over, in the UK something like this would be unlikely to sell for much more than £30K

@pauljones: The Transit Connect is not available in RWD or AWD, I think you must be thinking of the Transit (different, much older van). Other than that I think you're onto a winner.

The Transit Connect is not available in RWD or AWD, I think you must be thinking of the Transit (different, much older van). Other than that I think you're onto a winner.

Used by Gendarmes, criminals, Resistance and Gestapo. You know they must be onto something!

Wow. That's got to be one of the best sleepers ever. Those wheels are so subtle, you might think they look a bit strange at first glance, but then you'd probably just think you were imagining it. Brilliant!

@sutski123: Hey? I thought that article was really good.

@alan505: Mmmm, a Hilux and a massive Honda outboard. Japan rules!

@Daedalus256: My canal boat sounds awesome.

Rolls Royce

Skodas were not known for being fast and rally like? I politely disagree.

@maximum_sarge: What the hell did I just watch?

@MustangChris429: I'm definitely with you on the Swiss Army v Leatherman debate. Have owned both, and while both can be useful, in terms of strength and capability they're just not in the same league.

@izzor: YES!

Meh. I like carrying stuff, don't like paying for diesel.

@Rattleface Blouses: I was actually gonna suggest the Citroen Berlingo (pretty much the same thing). Why trollin? I think they're pretty awesome.