Thank you, this is what I come here for. Sports, not election bullshit or deals on fucking rice cookers.

I remember this one time...back at The University of Penn, where I went to school, and I was at the Sophomore dorms... where I lived at college, and then Donald Trump’s JR room was like across the hall and then I had a puppy and then Donald Trump’s dad came over to get his son for a tennis game at Wimbledon and he…