This drunk guy could totally fit if it weren't for the gut, no plot armor required! (Hope the link works correctly).
http://www.berkeleyside.com…

I'm just nitpicking because I can't sleep, but : "Speaking of worse things, is it weird that nobody thought to check that tower?"
When it fell, Rick and that guy were bracing that section of wall for that particular reason (and the truck). They couldn't really go outside and give it a top to bottom inspection.