“I don’t like the concept of monogamy, but I DO like letting my wife believe I do so she’ll be home with a hot dinner waiting for me at night, keeping the house clean and parenting my children so I have plenty of time and mental space to obsess about what else I deserve out of life.”

The worst. There was this one song called Mother Trucker that she hummed all the time. She hummed it like it was a gospel song, she even closed her eyes while doing it sometimes. God I hated that woman. I bet she tells people that I’m her black friend so she can’t be racist.

Right, it’s for the very common and super easily attainable “big breasts-skinny body-no hips” body type...

I feel like maybe there is a happy medium between sweat-shop produced ON t-shirts and $5,000 artisanal hand-crafted tee shirts.

Nothing unfair about it. Not everyone can afford to be source-conscious all the time, but Paltrow certainly can! TOTALLY fair.

I know, I know. I’m being an unfair grouch. I just despise Old Navy. And fast fashion and celebrities who perpetuate it when they can afford not to.

Two words:

Indoor malls but especially Hot Topic; Outdoor festivals where $20 worth of tickets buys me one turkey leg and a small lemonade; not returning high-end makeup that doesn’t do exactly what it claims to do; apologizing for unshorn legs; internet dates.

Those are all center-right politicians in the landscape of US politics. Which skews very, very right.

America doesn’t know what the left looks like. We think a person who doesn’t devote the majority of their time to legislating against abortion is axiomatically a leftist.

Except the 77% figure is national, made much higher by the fact that there are many central states that are heavily white. Movies tend to be set in large and often coastal cities, where the minority population is much higher, but they still tend to present very white populations (as does TV—if you got your information…

No. If you’re a lady who legitimately does just want hookups, it is amazing how quickly half those dudes turn emotional on you, get clingy, want to be jealous of the other guys you’re fucking and can’t handle it. It’s the mere fact that you are the one saying committment isn’t allowed that suddenly makes them do…

Not to have sex (unless you are married to a Republican and not working or the secret mistress of one).

Was this cross-posted to Gawker? Unusually high number of man-babies in the comments. Hey idiots: you are not default human!

It’s never about beauty. Never. Nobody cheats just because someone’s attractive.

They can’t tell the distinction between those two completely different situations because they’re blind to women’s agency. You don’t worry what an object thinks about its state of being because it is there for you to look at.

As soon as Ocean’s wedding is over I am done with that bitch. She’s making me buy a $350 bridesmaids dress and travel to Miami for the bachelorette.

So Lululemon = Scientology - aliens + yoga pants? That’s what I’m taking from this.

But it would be hard to secure a conviction on those cases anyway, very hard. The ones that DO have enough evidence even all those years ago, ought to be able to get justice even if comes later because that person is powerful and such. Rape isn’t a crime like shoplifting is, there are certain crimes that bad enough…

Yeah, that’s a story about a rape. Who knows if the bowdlerizing happen before the info got to your grandma of if she “edited” it herself many years ago and was repeating her own version of events.