Oh gods, I had that conversation with a woman in a park once. Her unleashed dog snuck up behind me and stuck its nose in my crotch. From behind. I told her she needed to leash her dog, that unleashed dogs were against the law in the park.

I never said Tonya was a bad person, just a sort of unfortunate wreck of a human. Having known plenty of people in her same circumstance of upbringing I’m hardly surprised. My experience with her is very tangential, and most of the times I’ve seen her have been pretty normal (having pizza with a friend, or attending a…

Still got my fingers crossed that my Maverick will be delivered sometime in March. Ford Vehicle Order Tracking says it’s “in production,” and it’s an Ecoboost model, not a Hybrid.

Fluidics. The answer is always fluidics.

Yeah, kinda. The first time I saw her back in something like 1996 or so she was still kinda hot, but nuttier than a fat squirrel’s turd after feeding day. Today she’s got a sort if milfy attractiveness but I wouldn’t touch her with a twelve foot pole covered in three condoms.  She’s got just enough fame she’ll never…

Oh man, don’t I know it. The nights I can make it through without getting up at least once to pee are becoming more and more infrequent.

Beats me. It’s just trivia about the kid.

I’d like to see Zimmerman enter an MMA ring against Tonia Harding.

I told my friends who had a toddler who didn’t want to go to the bathroom before bedtime that they should tell her she needed to feed the toilet monster before going to bed, otherwise it would climb out of the toilet at night and grab her.

I’m a lifetime teetotaler and don’t like being around drunks or places where the primary reason to be there is to get drunk. My Dad was a long-time alcoholic and I saw the damage it did to his life. He got sober, his life improved, then he started drinking again and it went all to shit.

“The Flaming Dildos” is my post-punk acid-core band name.

Seems like a lot of words to say “Without alcohol I don’t know how to talk to strangers I find hot.”

As a decades long Triumph rider, this pleases me.

Hard to do with a single shot, but sure!

I know, right?

Almost as bad as the “tacticool” gun nuts at the local range, all kitted out with camouflage everything, web harness for thirty-seven mags, and walking around heeled for no reason at all. Then they’re all proud that they kept every shot from their super-custom AR-15 clone on a torso target at 50 yards.

Except that both Seyfried and Holm are actually quite short.

Is this a reboot that people were asking for? Or is it just Sarah Jessica Parker’s need to try to reclaim her relevancy?  I always thought she was the worst part of the original series, and felt no need to revisit it in the two movies and certainly not in this geriatric reboot.

I thought “Irony” was Bender’s sister?

I do bake, frequently, and use the appropriate fat. Some things require “Crisco” or other shortening, but that is most definitely not margarine. Other things require butter. Most things are better with butter, but things such as peanut butter cookies and gingerbread require shortening. Actual lard works better than…