It’s not about the general election, in which I suspect the choice will be clear.  It’s about the primary and getting the best candidate in the general that we can.

Those are going on some custom Cards Against Humanity cards tonight.

Hey, that Covid-15 looked like it was Covid-19. What am I supposed to do?  Check it’s genome every time a virus wants to infect me? I’m a man, with certain needs.  I can’t be bothered to wear protection.  I can’t feel anything with a mask on.

In the primary I supported Harris, primarily because I was never a big fan of Biden and the rest of the options weren’t great. My third choice was split between Klobuchar and Booker, but leaning heavily towards Klobuchar.

When creepy possessed dolls are outlawed, only outlaws will have creepy possessed dolls.

You forgot Linda Carter. We can no longer be friends.

“Mother?”  O.o

I don’t really know anything about any of this, but I do know that Seth Rogen is an asshole.

Dude: She’s almost as old as my Mom...

That whole chapter reads a lot like: “Yeah, my ex is such a whore! After she dumped me she just went out and screwed like, everybody!”

Tell me one thing in my life that is not currently killing me.

Shut up!

Kathryn Hahn was robbed!  ROBBED I say!

Ooo that little pickup makes my poor old shriveled up heart grow three sizes!

If the British want to get rid of their monarchy and traditional royalty, they have the ability to do so. It’s come up a number of times. However their royals continue to be popular enough the the British people haven’t relegated them to the dust-bin of history.

This law is such a mess, who the hell knows?  The whole purpose of the practice was to outlaw abortion in a way that the Supreme Court couldn’t overturn. It’s no wonder the law is vague and ill defined.

My Cousin was an EMT and firefighter. He quit after going to an accident and doing CPR on a baby that didn’t live. He was working away on her when his Captain came over and told him to stop, and put a blanket over the tiny girl.

Mine quits beeping after about ten seconds.  I know this because generally don’t buckle up to pull my car out of the garage, then have to get out to shut the door.  By the time I get back in the car and buckle up the chime has stopped.

The guy I go to has a sign out front that says “Barber-Surgeon.”

These days I haul shredded metal out of the scrap yard to the port to be loaded on ships. Other companies bring in stuff to shred, which includes an unbelievable number of appliances. I see it all, man. What’s amazing to me is how flimsily built most household appliances are. Dishwashers are some of the worst. Even…