That’s not fair.  My boner is at least as intelligent as our previous president, and possibly better looking.  (Opinions differ.)

My parents were big Gordon Lightfoot fans, so in the 80's when he was in Portland I took my Mom to his concert at the Schnitz. It was a terrible disappointment. He was so drunk he was slurring his words and the music was terrible. It didn’t help that this was about the time his voice started to go.

Remember, remember.

Then your guess would be wrong. I think there’s a melanin argument here.

Sonic porn

Bloodsport, like Hawkeye in the Marvel universe, is an unnaturally good marksman. Normal people don’t shoot bullets out of the air.

Good man.

Somehow I think we both had the same childhood albums.  (Not sure which one that was, offhand.)

I don’t think he will be. I think his age and the bad taste the whole previous experience he had will preclude it.

Cosby’s joke was: “That’s what I thought an accident was! If you’re ever in an accident, whether your underwear was clean before or not you’re going to have soiled underwear!”

That is incorrect. I have certifications to do repairs on such air brake systems and that is exactly backwards. The parking brake works like that, but the regular brakes are controlled by applying air pressure.

I have no idea what her mama cooks, but if she parks anywhere around here (unlikely.  It’s a long drive from Texas to Portland.) I’ll be the first one in line.

A bullet to the balls?  Is there a queue?

I regret that I have but one star to give to your comment.

I’m still mad about that. A man with more integrity than any person in the Republican party I can currently name. He resigned specifically to point out the hypocrisy of the Republican party members in similar situations. I applaud him, and wish he was still in politics.

Nah, it was easy! We had a house with a fairly wide overhang, and a sidewalk that went around about 75% of it. Between the sidewalk and the house foundation was a flower bed about 2 feet wide. We lined it with weed fabric and covered it with the pea gravel. That made it super easy to maintain. Weeds pulled right out…

The interesting thing is, the whole “rescue Harley” thing was originally supposed to be the A plot instead of the B plot. According to James Gunn, they toned that part down considerably. Which I think I agree with you needed to be toned down more. It feels like we have two movies going on here. Like the whole Starro…

4-door pickups are the new Mall Crawlers.  People don’t buy them to be a truck, but to haul their families around in.  When I was a kid my Grandfather always had a pickup, which he used for work and to haul stuff.  My Grandmother had a car, and if we needed to go somewhere with more than two or three people we took…

I was shocked, actually. I told the guy to put a half-scoop in and he did. Then I rolled across the scale and did the math and it was about 1900 pounds. Okay, not quite a ton, but pretty close. The little truck waddled down the road sitting on the booster springs while I prayed to Buddha the 2-ply tires didn’t explode.

We live in a world where people say things like “A pickup without four doors is useless.” This is why we can’t have nice things. People confuse wants with needs.