That’s why I keep calling her that.  :)

Now that you put it that way, I’m not so sure.

You will never understand how hard that made me laugh!  Thank you!

I live in Vancouver, just north of Portland, and I remember having to drive over to Portland to watch anything that wasn’t mainstream. Even then, Cinema 21 was just about the only place where you could see anything small cinema. Today it isn’t as bad, with plenty of theaters showing independent movies.

It was, but I won so many medals they just discontinued it.

My point was, if she wanted to hurt me she could.   I wouldn’t want to break out the Doug-fu on her.  (Which primarily consists of me waving my arms in the air, and running away screaming like a little girl.)

I’m in ScarJo’s corner, but only because I think the landscape of entertainment like this is changing drastically. I don’t think theaters are going to disappear, but I think more and more people will prefer to watch first run movies at home. Contracts in the cinema industry for blockbusters like this have had a long…

Your confidence in my acrobatic abilities is comforting.  And while I am not from Texarse, my Grandfather is and I still have family there.  I definitely am lazy, although you’ll have to judge the other part for yourself.

That depends.  Is there a douchebag category this year?

I can do a hand-stand... for about 1/10 of second.

Sad, but true.

I don’t have accounts for Facebook or Twitter, largely for those reasons.  And the criminal non-consideration for personal privacy those companies have.

You’re an ambulance chaser?

I just don’t seem to be seeing all this “negative press” about her justifiable decision. Perhaps it’s because I self-regulate my exposure to toxic news sites, but I really haven’t heard much leaking through either. I’m sure there is some. There always is. However my intake of news about Simone’s decision has been…

You’d be shocked at how common this is. Less common with piss-ant little SUVs, but quite common with performance cars. If you take your new Mustang to the dealer for service it’s an excellent idea to note the millage when you drop it off.  Take a picture of it so you have proof.

Three of the most heinous types of companies in one story? Insurance companies, car dealerships, and Texas? Is it my lucky day? Should I buy a lottery ticket?

I’m not really fan of her music, but Pink sure impresses me as a person most of the time.

Holy shit, that bothered me too.  I know one woman with herpes and it’s a terrible burden on her life.  Every time she has a flare-up it reminds her of the time she was raped, that being where she got it.  

I miss mine too.  This stupid problem with my inner ear sucks.  It sucks all the balls.  Donkey balls.

“Natural Causes?”  You mean like heavy metal poisoning?  Specifically, lead jacketed in brass?