Most people couldn’t type an umlaut if their life depended on it.

*Does it still make you mad that Slater was dancing with a semi-naked Milla Jovovich in Kuffs?

My Grandmother wasn’t Ukranian or anything, but back in the 70's and 89's she tried a bunch of different artsy hobbies. I remember her sitting at her kitchen table (actually a built-in L-shaped table opposite the stove where she ate breakfast every day, and usually dinner) working on her eggs. I was very close to my…

My Grandmother used to do fancy eggs like that. She’d also blow the insides out so she could save them. For a few years she’d do Ukranian Easter eggs, but they were so time consuming she only did about six or eight total. I wish I had one today, but I have no idea what happened to them all. That was back in the 80's.

Write a nice letter to the executive supervisor (on stationary, not email) that says basically “It has come to my attention that “so-and-so” may be leaving the company soon and her position may be open. Before you post this position openly, please allow me to submit my resume and this letter of interest in that…

My ex and I never speak. I haven’t laid eyes on her in at least 15 years, and that was a random situation where she was driving one way and I was driving the other. She left me with the old “You’re a good man!” nonsense, so she could go on fucking whoever she wanted to without feeling guilty. I suspect she now gives…

Back in the late 80's a friend of mine had an orange VW bug dragster that he had painted with the name “The Country Pumpkin.” He was fast.

I compare Nader in many ways to Walter.

It’s a weird one, that’s for sure. Supposedly inspired by the story of Joan of Arc, but I personally don’t really see it.  Or kinda?  I dunno.

What did you think of The Legend of Billie Jean?

I still say this movie stole much of its edginess from Lord Love a Duck.

I love their “driving a car” analogy.

I simply don’t understand the hatred for the Juke. My neighbor had one (leased) and absolutely loved it. I think the styling was fine. Much better than my other neighbor who had a Rav4 which manages to combine bland with ugly.

Actually, considerably less than cyber stalking. Such microchips are pretty limited in what they can do. They cannot, for instance, access the GPS network and be used to locate them. That would require considerably more power than the devices can accept, as well as inconveniently large antenna and a processor the size…

A little late, but still going to add it here. Roy Rogers: Terraplane Blues.

I don’t shave, but I do clip them down to a fine fuzz because braiding them is too much of a hassle.

You bastard. 

Thank you.  I do my best, but I also know others might do better.

“Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.”

I work semi-part time, which means between 2 and 4 days a week, most months. It’s enough for me to get by. However February was a bad month, with only a total of 49 hours. That didn’t pay my bills, but it could have been worse. I have a pretty good nest egg built up. (I could weather a full year with zero income, I…