I still want to see the movie, though, badly. As the Captain of Outer Space said above, it'll be hereabouts when Moon & The Hurt Locker make it. *Sigh*.

God, NOOOO!!!
"shot with seemingly the shakiest cameras available"
I have had it up to my teeth with that shit!

@wow.
I completely agree.

This is one of the best interviews I have ever read. I'd like to talk to the man, himself, for about 3 hours more.
Thank you, AVClub.
Thank you, Mr. Bissette.

@bascule:

Mine, too.

Ronit Elkabetz kicks ass!
She is a great actor, and I'm just talking about "The Band's Visit". She deserves to be a superstar.

No, I think it's more like, "Necrobutcher something something bacon."

@TomWaits for Snowman: I wanted to love it, and viewed it 3 times during its initial theatrical run. I think my problem was mostly high expectations. Still, it was my least favorite Coen for many years. "Hudsucker Proxy" followed, and though by any semi-objective measure, not nearly as good, I wasn't nearly as let…

Senator, you may suck my interstellar dick, in overdrive, fool!

Inside Man (goes between 4 Little Girls and She's Gotta Have It).

Do the Right Thing
25th Hour
Clockers
Crooklyn
Malcolm X
4 Little Girls
She's Gotta Have It

Fucking Finally, an 'F'!
Onion Inventory Meta: A List of Movies Deemed 'F'-worthy by our stable of writers.

Liam Neeson accompanies Patrick Stewart, Gabriel Byrne, Helen Mirren, and Ciaran Hinds in Excalibur.
"I'd put the underrated Darkman among his best work (Evil Dead 2, Spider-Man 2, and A Simple Plan are others)"
You have GOT to be shitting me. Darkman isn't even as good as Spider-Man, though the smoking pink elephant,…

Crimes & Misdemeanors is one of the best American movies made.
It's a sorrow and a pity that Michael Bay exists.

Fuck.
Yes.

AV Club gets lazy
Maybe it's just me, but this is the most facile collection of musings ever put out on Woody Allen. As a fan of avclub and Woody Allen, I expected more.

@Adolph:
McCoy had a t-shirt in his closet that said, "If you ain't from Earth, you ain't shit."
I want that t-shirt.

Oh, indeed.
She will kill some random 12-year-old before the run is finished.

I thought CELL hit a lame, I-don't-give-a-fuck-where-this-story-I'm-writing-is-going, stretch about 1/2 way through the book, and it lasted until the *