@barefoot jim.
That's right. I've worked at the same mom+pop video-store since 1991 (there was an extended hiatus during the mid/late 1990s), and I remember when new VHS tapes cost us $85.00 a pop (wholesale).
This is just more 'consume mass quantities' propaganda. I already have to drive out to Sector 7-G and shop at…

I read it and I'm glad you wrote it.

I do.
Just saw it, and it does suck in the very way I thought it would, but not quite as horribly as I feared.
The best part was the opening credit montage. It touched a lot of minor plot points, was succinct and respectful, yet trashy and fun pop.
There was too much sync between powerful scenes and "important" pop…

@ G money:
Sin City is great.
But, the weakest part is the make-up on Rourke. Talk about lacking the courage of your movie/comic convictions! The man needed nothing adorning his face. He is Marv.
That shit on his face was distracting and took me out of the movie, and hell, I've read the comics.

That label is (or was) a load bearing point of my subculture.
I'd prefer to lose 'Time' and 'Newsweek' magazines than Touch & Go.

mbs is one of my favorites, here at avclub. Go hide in an old refrigerator, jerkface.

I like this actor.
They should make a soup after him.

Indeed, "Lucky No. Slevin" totally slux.
Zodiac Melon-Farmer is going to be pretty embarrassed a few years from now, when he realizes what a silly fool he was to promote such crud.

I expected the Star Wars films to grow up with me, you bet your sweet ass I did!
The final one produced should've been NC-17.

Burt Kwouk rules!
I saw a bit of trash by way of Luc Besson, "Kiss of the Dragon". It featured Jet Li and an utterly disgusting Bridget Fonda as well as the dependable Tcheky Karyo as a scene gobblin' villain. I believe it is a mash up meta-sequel.
Whatever happened to Cato? This movie answers the question.
What about La…

That scene is so great, it alone has caused my investigation into any Peter Sellers movie made, especially The Pink Panther ones. I'd say it's beyond Tom and Jerry great, even.

People who hold Neil Young as a sacred cow irritate me. That fucking piece-of-shit song, y'know, with the super-lame, "keep on rockin' in the free world", line? Half of it rocks, and half of it totally bombs like turd-splash, thereby ruining the song entire. It SUCKS. I blow snot out of my left nostril at any fan of…

I enjoy pretending that Bitter Moon is the sequel to the execrable Four Weddings and a Funeral. Hugh Grant and Kristin Scott Thomas continue their thrilling adventures!

Any human who proclaims unabashed love for Forrest Gump is dead to me!
You're dead to me, Batman!

@Darth/zmf:
Sadly, no. "The Shield" is a wank compared to "The Wire".

Aye.

Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Rorschach is the Batman, literally the poor man's Batman. Jackie Earle Haley is perfect for the role. Other points I want to address:
"The Dark Knight" is a very good (even great), though flawed movie. Outside of "The Incredibles", it's the best superhero movie made.
"The Watchmen" will be pretty…

Toasters can be trusted, not so toaster ovens.
They'll burn your house down without a second thought. Remember the end of "Time Bandits?"
Fuck toaster ovens.
Regular old toasters forever!

@ Stick Awound!
My favorite: When the Columbos ask in outrage, what the deal is with a briefcase full of tampons (instead of money), and Fishburne replies, "Those are for the bullet-holes, motherfucker!"

How come I get double-stuffed?!