does not determine the genital diet of any individual.

I want to see it.
My question: Does seeing this first kind of ruin either version of "Funny Games"?

It was the first experience with shameful, clumsy audience manipulation I had as a young moviegoer.

Hmph!
The Ponzi Scheme (1998) was a pretty damn good dirty little album. That's the last I really heard from Tod & Co.
How does this new one fair in comparison, I wonder?

This Man is a Stone Cold Fox!
And I've been in love with him since, Dirty Pretty Things.

Wow, Alien3 was almost as original as Return of the Jedi.
They built a second Death Star.
All of us are stuck in this haunted house (prison) with primitive weapons to defend ourselves against an (almost) invulnerable monster.
At least Aliens went in a new, yet logical and progressive direction. Anything could've happened…

We could use the Gibson script (with special computo-generated actors), if you want, but I noticed lots of elements from it in both Alien3 (which really does suck dog dick) and Alien Resurrection (not as lame as #3, but still not on par with the first two movies).
Why so much hate for Fincher's movie? Because it…

Stay out of Toad Hall!

Stay out of Toad Hall!

Surprisingly enough, it's disc one!

that song by Husker Du, "First of the Last Calls"? Your Crystal Skull-Fucking comment was laugh-inducing, and it deserves notice of its inherent superiority.
I declare it FIRST.

Back in the old days, we never said "back in the day". What horseshit. You suck, and if you're within 5 years of my age, you suck dog-dick, pal.

Back in the old days, we never said "back in the day". What horseshit. You suck, and if you're within 5 years of my age, you suck dog-dick, pal.

I'd go see that movie if Jonathan Demme directed it.

I loved "A History of Violence"
I hope this one doesn't eat a bag of dicks.