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If you are reading this website regularly...you are a car person. Welcome to the club. 

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit

I’m constantly flabbergasted by all these “Does the staff not like me?” questions in this column.

you should only trust me

People who survived tend to have survived.

Direct action gets the attention of the entire community, which is what gets politicians to care. And more than that, it tells the kids who are traumatized and need protection right now that 1) they have agency and 2) people care about them. Actions like this promote community and prevent PTSD.

This may sound strange, but I actually try to tip more when I get a server who is unpleasant or terse or otherwise unfriendly. Why? I guess I always wonder if maybe they’re just having a lousy day, or they’re stressed about something, or maybe, they just need a little encouragement. I figure, maybe my tip will turn

I messed up and now I get sent a carton of Mac and Cheese every time someone rings the doorbell.

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