I thought a Dock Spider is when you touch the heads of two regular spiders together?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

You’re just mad you don’t feel the vibrations any longer....

Years from now, I’ll always know exactly where I was when I couldn’t check my fantasy stats. #neverforget

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

Gawd those 70s recipes. Shit like tuna jello. This is why I had to teach myself to cook. For some reason, baby boomer moms didn’t listen to their mothers and just started cracking open cans of cream if mushroom soup.